Early Start

No need to call DCFS daddy is just trying to get his son used to his future career. I figure the younger he starts, the sooner he gets his first hole in one. Tanner also told me his short term goal is to not only beat Grandpa at golf but to beat daddy as well.


Cousin Jill & Devin were kind enough to further his golf career by letting him chill in their golf carts for a couple of minutes. He really is driving the cart, trust me.


River Oaks golf course at 10 days old. Tanner already has 2 years experience on Tiger Woods. Dad really thinks he enjoyed it.

Late Night Conversations

I can't post without a picture of my cute Tanner. I just love him.

Anyway, we obviously aren't getting much sleep and I have to share this story of a late night talk with Clayton. At the time, I was so mad, but in the morning it was really funny.

12:00 AM
Tanner is crying...
I get out of bed to get him...
Clayton sits up in bed and speaks in his snotty attitude voice...
Clayton: What are you doing?
Michelle: Getting a bottle.
Clayton: WHY?
Michelle: because Tanner is crying.
Clayton: WHY?
Michelle: because he is hungry.
Clayton: WHY?
I go over to him and look at his open eyes. I put my hands on his shoulders and say...
Michelle: OUR SON IS HUNGRY AND WE NEED TO FEED HIM.
Clayton: WHY?
Michelle: JUST LAY DOWN!
Clayton then lays down and goes back to sleep.

Later in the night Clayton insisted that he had already done the 6:00 feeding when it was just barely turning 6:00.
Hopefully we'll be more awake and attentive as we get used to our new sleeping patterns!

Here he is!

Tanner Clayton Berg came into this world 9.8 Lbs and 21 inches long on August 10, 2009 at 1:45 P.M. after an hour and a half of pushing by mommy, he came. We're so happy to have him and are completely amazed by his hair. We don't know where it came from as daddy is bald. Mom is doing well and is an awesome person for going through with this.



Stay tuned for more pictures

Neighbor Update and More

So last night we came home around 9 and Kenny was sitting on the stairs of the place across the way with the POLICE! So, we left all the lights off in the house and spied for a while. Smoker walked around in the house a lot and came in and out onto the patio. Kenny stayed on the steps until the cops left. When the cops left we saw Kenny go in and sit on the floor in Kath and Smoker's house. He sat in the middle of the floor almost in the fetal position. Smoker kept wandering and Kath sat in a chair across from Kenny.
So here is what I have concluded... Kath and Smoker found out about his two timing ways and said they'd had enough. There was a little bit of a domestic dispute, the police came to straighten it out and Kenny was forced to see the error of his ways and cry on the floor for forgivness.
I'll keep you updated!

Oh yeah, my Doctor is inducing me on Sunday night, hopefully to have the baby by Monday at noon! Yeah!